Here are several e-mails that tell the story of our night last night. I thought it should be preserved for history's sake, so I'm adding them here.
I'm just sad that i didn't think to get out the camera!!
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> morning!
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>Last night around 10:30, I was sitting down at the computer when I heard some strange noises outside, and we found the neighbor's 600 pound boar here at our house! Our female, Missy, is in heat and I guess he knew it. Somehow he broke out of his pen and came on up for a one night stand. The neighbor,Sandy, is out of town so Bob and I along with Sandy's dad tried to get this beast to go back to his own barn. Our pigs are NOT promiscuous!!! Well there is no telling a 600 pound boar, who wants to get some, to get onto a strange trailer.
> So he's in our barn, separated from the other pigs, but he's still in there...I don't like it.
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> This morning when Bob went to check on things, he found Missy roaming free(ok, maybe she is promiscuous). So for the day the pigs are locked up in separate pens in the barn. And maybe tonight we'll figure out a way to get George to get into the trailer.
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> Just thought you'd like to hear the latest farm story.
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> Have a great day!
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> Tesha
And this is bob's version of the story....
I was lying in bed, peaceful and calm, reading my newest book "Keeping a Family Cow" which is fantastic by the way, and I heard some gruff noises coming from the study where I knew Tesha was sitting working on the computer, so I figured Tesha just needed to clear some steam from the lower GI tract, but then she came in and said the noises were coming from the front yard. I sprang to my feet in my sweat pants and bedroom slippers and opened the front door, and what I heard was the unmistakely sound of, well, very happy pigs. Very happy. Unmistakeable. So I ran outside in my slippers and sweats, sloshing through the wet muddy yard yelling, "Here Missy, here Missy..." and didn't she come and follow me all the way back to the barn like a good little piggie. But getting George in confinement, well, that was a different story. An hour later, covered in mud, with a huge pond dug by the work of his rigid snout that plowed up my yard while foaming at the mouth, we were able to get George into the barn and locked into the other pen area. I still am not sure how we actually did it without getting attacked. I had my pistol on my side and was ready to use it if needed. I did not actually witness him and Missy doing the hanky-panky, and for the life of me, it sure sounded like they were going at it there in the front yard. I really hope they didn't though, because George is Missy's father!!!
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>Bob
Tonight we will attempt to get George onto the trailer to get her back to Sandy's house. This time I'll be sure to have the camera ready, so stay tuned!